WHICH 5-A-SIDE CHARACTER ARE YOU?!

1/8A real football player is all about...

Pure athleticism.
The love of the game.
Showing off my mad skills.
The cash.
Letting off some steam every week.
Winning.

2/8What motivates when you're on the park?

The losers I have to organise!
Scoring!
Making sure everyone see's my new kit.
Competition and sportsmanship.
Getting back in time for Gogglebox!
"On the park?" The game's started?!

3/8How would your teammates describe you?

Larger than life.
A Liability.
Intimidating.
A true sportsman.
Vain.
I have teammates?

4/8What's the first thing you do when you win?

After a solid team effort, pints all round!
Make sure the opposition know they lost.
Shocked - maybe post that on Facebook...
Call my agent, the big leagues are calling.
Game's over - home time.
Never mind that, have you seen how dirty my kit is?

5/8Pick a memorable football highlight.

Cantona's Fly Kick.
Keegan's Meltdown.
Euro 96 Gazza goal.
Beckham’s Halfline Goal.
Ole Gunnar’s last minute goal in Champions League Final.
Maradona's Hand of God.

6/8How do you prepare for a game?

Prepare? I'm late as it is!
The game should be preparing for me.
Let's get that kit looking pristine.
I don't particularly want to be here so...
Pre workout kebab. Sorted.
Why are you asking? I’ve got an alibi.

7/8What kind of football boots do you get?

Classic Black Leather.
The one’s with the sharpest studs.
The most technologically advanced.
The newest.
Whatever makes me stand out.
Dont care, as long as they're cheap...

8/8Finally - it's match day - where are you watching the game?

From the stands - never miss a game.
The Dug Out... I should be managing those losers.
It’s kicked off... listening on the radio.
The pub.
In the house - streaming costs nothing...
In the car - I’ve got places to be...

Characters developed by The 5-a-side Bible